Blackpool 2008 Tour (April 4th to April 6th)


Below you will find the tour itinerary, rules and regs (as specified by tour organizer MATT FOLLEY). The details have been emailed to the webmaster, MATT FOLLEY will accept any punishment for mistakes made here, not the webmaster. The webmaster Mike Charnock will not be held responsible for any errors below.

Items Needed;

1) Friday off work
2) Hawaiian shorts
3) Duck Whistle
4) Stupid Hat
5) Random can of alcohol (cant be the same as anyone else)
6) Flip flops
7) Seniors dressed as Gangsters (With Facial Hair)
8) Virgins dressed as Prostitutes

Toy Soldiers info

Everyone will be issued with a toy soldier on Friday morning. If at any time on the entire tour you hear a short blast of a normal whistle, YOU MUST pose in the exact position of your soldier! FINE into beer kitty of £2 for non compliance

Duck Whistle

If you hear two short blasts of a whistle (on Saturday only) all seniors are to surf, standing on a virgin, whilst blowing your own duck whistle!

FRIDAY MORNING;

· Meet at Widden for 7am - For every minute you’re late, you pay!! (£1 per minute)
· Seniors dressed as Gangsters (With Facial Hair)
· Virgins dressed as Prostitutes
· Pay £30 to Folley (£20 damage waiver and £10 into beer fund). On return to Widden we will drink this money if no damage.
· The coach departs at 9am and should arrive at hotel around 1pm-2pm.
· Virgin auction in hotel bar, seniors can abuse them from time of purchase to one hour after the auction closes.
· Hit the bars as gangster or prostitute
· Meet in walkabout pub at 7pm, no dress code

SATURDAY;

· Virgins become slaves immediately.
· Meet at 9am for breakfast in tour shirts, Hawaiian shorts, stupid hat, duck whistle and flip-flops.
· Walk to beach for an hours entertainment. (Surprise for you virgins)
· Meet at walkabout pub for 5pm.
· Watch Gloucester v Munster game.
· Once arrive back at hotel slavery has finished.
· Meet back in hotel bar for 8:30pm, no dress code.

SUNDAY;

· Meet at 9am for breakfast in tour shirts.
· Meet at 11am (venue TBC at breakfast) for kangaroo court.
· You MUST take kit bags as we catch coach at 3pm.

KANGAROO COURT;

· Judge: Dave Hickman
· Judges Assistant: Adi Dobbs
· Prosecution: Dave Easterbrook
· Defense: Mike Charnock
Tour Snitches: Adi Dobbs & Matt Folley.



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